Fantasy Football? Or Teaching Moment?

Each weekend from August through December, millions of football fans suffer through the agony of not only the losses from their own favorite team, but their Fantasy Football team. Why is my kicker outscoring the rest of my team? Did Coleman just get injured mid-game and ruin my chances of winning? WHO SCORED 36.7 POINTS AND WHY WAS HE ON MY BENCH?

One thing that Coyne PR never has to suffer through, however, is a Tuesday – because that’s when our fearless Fantasy Football commissioner and executive vice president, Tim Schramm, sends out his legendary fantasy football recaps. And I do mean legendary.

This past week, to kick off the 2019-2020 football season, he outdid himself by creating a PowerPoint presentation that all football fans – and PR/marketing professionals – can appreciate. From disparaging comments about typical PowerPoint blunders to (accurate) commentary on millennial insights to actual football recapping…this commissioner has it all. Leave it to a PR guy to find a teaching moment in a Fantasy Football recap!

Scroll through to see his Week 1 recap in all its glory:

Key Takeaways: Tim is #CommissionerGoals. Now, go set your lineups!

  • Timberland
  • BASF
  • Telemundo
  • Newman's Own Foundation
  • Humana
  • Courvoisier
  • NUK
  • MLB Players Association
  • National Confectioners Association
  • Harlem Globetrotters
  • Reef
  • UPS
  • Crayola
  • National Canine Research Council
  • Disney Parks & Resorts
  • Accuweather
  • Playmobil
  • Milk-Bone
  • USA Swimming Foundation
  • Mary Kay
  • ChapStick
  • Murad
  • ESPN
  • Chiquita
  • Perdue
  • BabyCenter
  • Quaker State
  • Pup-Peroni
  • Harley-Davidson
  • Daytona International Speedway
  • United States Golf Association
  • Babies"R"Us
  • Meow Mix
  • Heathrow International Airport
  • Zoetis
  • IRONMAN
  • Candy Land
  • Chunky
  • Hard Rock International
  • Pennzoil
  • Quest Diagnostics
  • USA TODAY Sports Media Group
  • Cheerios
  • Casio
  • Advil
  • The University of Virginia Darden School of Business
  • Pillsbury
  • Goodyear Tire & Rubber Company
  • Seventh Generation
  • Tough Mudder
  • Yahoo Sports
  • Longines
  • USTA
  • Mohegan Sun
  • GE Water
  • Del Monte
  • VF Corporation
  • Pfizer Legal Alliance
  • Cayman Islands
  • CeraVe
  • Red Robin Gourmet Burgers & Brews
  • Pacira
  • Bayer Animal Health
  • NFL Players Association
  • Banfield Pet Hospital
  • Cardinal Health
  • Eggland's Best
  • Lane Bryant
  • Bosch
  • Graco
  • AOL Engadget
  • Fiat Chrysler Automobiles
  • Entenmann's
  • Shell Rotella
  • Arby's Foundation
  • VTech
  • Mike & Ike
  • BMW
  • The Container Store
  • South African Tourism
  • Red Bull Arena
  • Lifetime Digital
  • Owens Corning
  • Cartoon Network
  • Outrigger Resorts
  • Allergan
  • Hong Kong Tourism Board
  • Preparation H
  • IMAX
  • Mini Oreo
  • Novartis
  • PEEPS
  • Stryker
  • Salix
  • WebMD
  • Penn Medicine
  • Burger King
  • BD