Fantasy Football? Or Teaching Moment?

Each weekend from August through December, millions of football fans suffer through the agony of not only the losses from their own favorite team, but their Fantasy Football team. Why is my kicker outscoring the rest of my team? Did Coleman just get injured mid-game and ruin my chances of winning? WHO SCORED 36.7 POINTS AND WHY WAS HE ON MY BENCH?

One thing that Coyne PR never has to suffer through, however, is a Tuesday – because that’s when our fearless Fantasy Football commissioner and executive vice president, Tim Schramm, sends out his legendary fantasy football recaps. And I do mean legendary.

This past week, to kick off the 2019-2020 football season, he outdid himself by creating a PowerPoint presentation that all football fans – and PR/marketing professionals – can appreciate. From disparaging comments about typical PowerPoint blunders to (accurate) commentary on millennial insights to actual football recapping…this commissioner has it all. Leave it to a PR guy to find a teaching moment in a Fantasy Football recap!

Scroll through to see his Week 1 recap in all its glory:

Key Takeaways: Tim is #CommissionerGoals. Now, go set your lineups!

  • Courvoisier
  • Graco
  • The Container Store
  • Shell Rotella
  • Entenmann's
  • GE Water
  • United States Golf Association
  • Eggland's Best
  • Stryker
  • Reef
  • Harley-Davidson
  • NUK
  • Banfield Pet Hospital
  • ESPN
  • UPS
  • Allergan
  • Chiquita
  • MLB Players Association
  • Tough Mudder
  • Meow Mix
  • CeraVe
  • Fiat Chrysler Automobiles
  • USA TODAY Sports Media Group
  • Zoetis
  • South African Tourism
  • Disney Parks & Resorts
  • National Confectioners Association
  • Del Monte
  • Outrigger Resorts
  • Telemundo
  • VF Corporation
  • Crayola
  • Salix
  • Playmobil
  • Bayer Animal Health
  • Accuweather
  • Preparation H
  • Mike & Ike
  • Arby's Foundation
  • Mohegan Sun
  • Quaker State
  • Pennzoil
  • Harlem Globetrotters
  • Red Bull Arena
  • Pfizer Legal Alliance
  • Heathrow International Airport
  • Longines
  • IMAX
  • Novartis
  • VTech
  • Murad
  • Pup-Peroni
  • Mary Kay
  • Hong Kong Tourism Board
  • Pacira
  • Cheerios
  • USA Swimming Foundation
  • Lifetime Digital
  • National Canine Research Council
  • WebMD
  • Burger King
  • Goodyear Tire & Rubber Company
  • Red Robin Gourmet Burgers & Brews
  • AOL Engadget
  • BMW
  • BASF
  • Cartoon Network
  • The University of Virginia Darden School of Business
  • ChapStick
  • Lane Bryant
  • Hard Rock International
  • Quest Diagnostics
  • Babies"R"Us
  • Pillsbury
  • Newman's Own Foundation
  • Owens Corning
  • Cardinal Health
  • Chunky
  • Mini Oreo
  • Daytona International Speedway
  • BabyCenter
  • Milk-Bone
  • Candy Land
  • PEEPS
  • Perdue
  • BD
  • Timberland
  • Casio
  • Advil
  • Cayman Islands
  • NFL Players Association
  • Humana
  • Seventh Generation
  • USTA
  • IRONMAN
  • Bosch
  • Yahoo Sports
  • Penn Medicine