Fantasy Football? Or Teaching Moment?

Each weekend from August through December, millions of football fans suffer through the agony of not only the losses from their own favorite team, but their Fantasy Football team. Why is my kicker outscoring the rest of my team? Did Coleman just get injured mid-game and ruin my chances of winning? WHO SCORED 36.7 POINTS AND WHY WAS HE ON MY BENCH?

One thing that Coyne PR never has to suffer through, however, is a Tuesday – because that’s when our fearless Fantasy Football commissioner and executive vice president, Tim Schramm, sends out his legendary fantasy football recaps. And I do mean legendary.

This past week, to kick off the 2019-2020 football season, he outdid himself by creating a PowerPoint presentation that all football fans – and PR/marketing professionals – can appreciate. From disparaging comments about typical PowerPoint blunders to (accurate) commentary on millennial insights to actual football recapping…this commissioner has it all. Leave it to a PR guy to find a teaching moment in a Fantasy Football recap!

Scroll through to see his Week 1 recap in all its glory:

Key Takeaways: Tim is #CommissionerGoals. Now, go set your lineups!

  • BabyCenter
  • Advil
  • Fiat Chrysler Automobiles
  • CeraVe
  • Milk-Bone
  • Crayola
  • Stryker
  • MLB Players Association
  • Red Robin Gourmet Burgers & Brews
  • Pfizer Legal Alliance
  • National Confectioners Association
  • Yahoo Sports
  • Harley-Davidson
  • Del Monte
  • Eggland's Best
  • NFL Players Association
  • Harlem Globetrotters
  • Pup-Peroni
  • Goodyear Tire & Rubber Company
  • Quaker State
  • Newman's Own Foundation
  • Novartis
  • AOL Engadget
  • Playmobil
  • Casio
  • IMAX
  • Preparation H
  • Telemundo
  • Tough Mudder
  • Timberland
  • VTech
  • NUK
  • Daytona International Speedway
  • Owens Corning
  • Arby's Foundation
  • Cartoon Network
  • Mike & Ike
  • Meow Mix
  • VF Corporation
  • The University of Virginia Darden School of Business
  • Graco
  • Burger King
  • WebMD
  • Salix
  • BD
  • Outrigger Resorts
  • Bosch
  • Longines
  • UPS
  • Reef
  • USA Swimming Foundation
  • Pennzoil
  • Chiquita
  • Lifetime Digital
  • Mary Kay
  • Lane Bryant
  • Hard Rock International
  • Heathrow International Airport
  • Perdue
  • GE Water
  • Candy Land
  • BASF
  • Seventh Generation
  • PEEPS
  • United States Golf Association
  • The Container Store
  • Babies"R"Us
  • Shell Rotella
  • Accuweather
  • ESPN
  • Hong Kong Tourism Board
  • USA TODAY Sports Media Group
  • IRONMAN
  • Red Bull Arena
  • Zoetis
  • Courvoisier
  • Pillsbury
  • Mini Oreo
  • Disney Parks & Resorts
  • Cheerios
  • South African Tourism
  • BMW
  • Cardinal Health
  • National Canine Research Council
  • Allergan
  • Entenmann's
  • ChapStick
  • Bayer Animal Health
  • Banfield Pet Hospital
  • Cayman Islands
  • USTA
  • Chunky
  • Humana
  • Quest Diagnostics
  • Murad
  • Penn Medicine
  • Mohegan Sun
  • Pacira