Fantasy Football? Or Teaching Moment?

Each weekend from August through December, millions of football fans suffer through the agony of not only the losses from their own favorite team, but their Fantasy Football team. Why is my kicker outscoring the rest of my team? Did Coleman just get injured mid-game and ruin my chances of winning? WHO SCORED 36.7 POINTS AND WHY WAS HE ON MY BENCH?

One thing that Coyne PR never has to suffer through, however, is a Tuesday – because that’s when our fearless Fantasy Football commissioner and executive vice president, Tim Schramm, sends out his legendary fantasy football recaps. And I do mean legendary.

This past week, to kick off the 2019-2020 football season, he outdid himself by creating a PowerPoint presentation that all football fans – and PR/marketing professionals – can appreciate. From disparaging comments about typical PowerPoint blunders to (accurate) commentary on millennial insights to actual football recapping…this commissioner has it all. Leave it to a PR guy to find a teaching moment in a Fantasy Football recap!

Scroll through to see his Week 1 recap in all its glory:

Key Takeaways: Tim is #CommissionerGoals. Now, go set your lineups!

  • Mini Oreo
  • ESPN
  • Eggland's Best
  • Courvoisier
  • BMW
  • AOL Engadget
  • CeraVe
  • VF Corporation
  • Disney Parks & Resorts
  • BabyCenter
  • Salix
  • Bosch
  • Newman's Own Foundation
  • Playmobil
  • Harley-Davidson
  • Penn Medicine
  • Fiat Chrysler Automobiles
  • Heathrow International Airport
  • Crayola
  • United States Golf Association
  • Entenmann's
  • Outrigger Resorts
  • Burger King
  • Owens Corning
  • BASF
  • Reef
  • Goodyear Tire & Rubber Company
  • BD
  • Cardinal Health
  • Mike & Ike
  • Babies"R"Us
  • Humana
  • GE Water
  • Zoetis
  • Del Monte
  • Milk-Bone
  • Allergan
  • Pacira
  • Perdue
  • Novartis
  • Hong Kong Tourism Board
  • Harlem Globetrotters
  • Casio
  • VTech
  • Graco
  • Advil
  • UPS
  • Cheerios
  • South African Tourism
  • Chiquita
  • Mohegan Sun
  • PEEPS
  • Quest Diagnostics
  • WebMD
  • Daytona International Speedway
  • IRONMAN
  • Mary Kay
  • Chunky
  • Telemundo
  • Lifetime Digital
  • The Container Store
  • National Canine Research Council
  • Pfizer Legal Alliance
  • The University of Virginia Darden School of Business
  • Candy Land
  • Red Robin Gourmet Burgers & Brews
  • National Confectioners Association
  • NFL Players Association
  • USA TODAY Sports Media Group
  • Pennzoil
  • Cartoon Network
  • Accuweather
  • Preparation H
  • Shell Rotella
  • Tough Mudder
  • NUK
  • Longines
  • Hard Rock International
  • Yahoo Sports
  • Cayman Islands
  • Meow Mix
  • IMAX
  • Pillsbury
  • Pup-Peroni
  • Murad
  • Timberland
  • Seventh Generation
  • Quaker State
  • Lane Bryant
  • Arby's Foundation
  • USTA
  • Stryker
  • MLB Players Association
  • Bayer Animal Health
  • Banfield Pet Hospital
  • USA Swimming Foundation
  • ChapStick
  • Red Bull Arena